July 2009
1 post
June 2009
8 posts
It should be said....
I am thoroughly aroused not only by Aaron Bortis’ mind, but also his peen.
Hi!
I’m alive! Send nudes!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKERS
May 2009
3 posts
I totally forgot about tumblr.
Thank god. It mightve consumed my life like Dusty.
soooooooooooooooooooo tired.
April 2009
9 posts
I came out of hiding, just to repost this. Dusty... →
Jen is mad at me for not Tumbling. Here you are,... →
NICE.
fmylife:
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML
March 2009
173 posts
Dont Click This (Unless you're awesome) →
(via dustydgaf)
SO AWESOME.
I just showed my girlfriend...
fuckyeahpuppies.tumblr.com
And I’ve never seen her smile bigger in her whole life!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check it out!
WatchGraffitti Art Video Evolution….Thing.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS: THE OCARINA OF... →
fmylife:
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn’t a surprise ‘cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, “What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?” Apparently, she does. FML
dustydgaf:
theonlyamaris:
fogcitymaverick:
...
Is anybody...
watching the Comedy Central roast of Larry the Cable Guy? This shit is hilarious!
fmylife:
Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML